Lay low on the viagra

I have never seen anything like it.

Please be warned that the image below is 18sx,

not suitable for the innocent,

or the extreme prude.

May I present

The Bullet Balls

This is just darn farnee!

They look so thorpedo like!

Imagine, when this super mouse goes underwater,

his magical testicles becomes his power propeller.

I feel a little bad for violating this mouse's privates...

but oh mygoodness!they're hilarious!

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Xmas Ornaments

Play around with things at home and make stuff to decorate the tree.

 Simple things like paper, little orange cotton balls, and bendy shiny thingy(s).

 

And you can make paper Christmas Angels !

 

 Christmas Angel and Her little side kick

 

 Comes with proper prayer hands

 

And then you add little teddy bears to complete the feeling of innocence

 

Oh, 7 days to Christmas

and 9 days to ... home ... =)

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multiple choice

Initially, the lack of sleep has been a barrier to the creative juices and I had nothing to blog about.

So, to demarcate this day, i wrote a twisted subtle piece on hyponchondriacism and tummyaches. I was almost done with it but suddenly more blog-worthy events happened. Like how it snowed. and how my mother did not comment, but most rudely proclaim that i am fat, and how my monkey of a sister had her much anticipated naked woman arrive today, and how back home in kl, my sisters have mice with oversized testicles that they appear to be defaecating from, or the reply my Consultant supervisor got from the ENTUK essay competition committee...

so many things! which story to tell?
who will emerge winner?

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the one with Gisele Bundchen OF COURSE!

That's my sister's gift from the UK this year.
Life : Orange by Ipanema, Gisele Bunchend
Soft, comfortable, classy AND machine washable

=)

retail therapy
and piggybreaking

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Haiya

When la will my fate change.

And if want to send generic rejection letter,
SEND-LAH with an updated title.

This year's title is "What can be done for the Hearing Impaired?" ler. -.-"

Kantoi~

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Mindgames

There is an old saying that recurrent dreams signify some truth in the future.

And i have had several dreams in this past year that I had an affair.
Well, actually, it's more of a romantic betrayal,
but in dreams, normal circumstances get blown out of proportion.

So, on several occasions I have dreamed that my lips go a-wandering
to some random guy (different all the time).
And theindianboy ALWAYS walks in at that moment.

Hmmmmm.

and then we break up.

and then I wake up.

hmmmm.

but i don't think that's going to happen.

maybe i have been watching too-ooooo many korean dramas/ koreanovelas/ korean movies.

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Life's milestones

After all that activity on Facebook, I wonder if 'my friends' list are all confused as to what is going on. Confused may not be the right word. Beguiled is more like it.

Apparently, as my tertiary education as a medical student is about to
run its course, the woman whom i popped out from in a quick, gushy,
watery mess is even more eager for me to pop out a platoon
of 'little me's myself... and soon.

Or at least to be quickly bound by the law to share all my
money AND my food with this significant other A.S.A.P.
It is not surprising since her anticipation for the sashay down the
aisle has been apparent ever since she discovered that this
product from her womb is no longer 'on the market' 
(not like anyone was clambering to grab this item anyway -.-")

In contrast, his team's she-boss has been roping my momma back,
putting orange cones in her express thoughts, encouraging us
to 'take our time'

Yet, there seems to be a shift of winds recently from the opposing
party as she suddenly volunteers to squeeze my fingers as my
hoo-haa gets tunneled through to reveal a genetic compilation
of theindianboy and myself.

Hmmmm.
my momma's brainwashing technique is very effective.

Actually, hehehehe *gatal smile* I am eager myself,
(SEE, totally brainwashed!) BUT I am also unromantically practical.
There are so many determining factors such as mooLah$, job 
opportunities, losing weight etc. that need to come together in
harmony first before I can declare myself mrs indianboy...

Bah.

If the man whose pockets I am mining holes in finds out all this flooofy notions that are stuffed within my cottonball brain, he would probably locked down my fingers in knightly iron gloves and say "Study first la"

But oh...

need to stop daydreaming !

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Lazy man's Egg

A simple way on how to have hard boiled eggs when you're really feeling lazy.

1. Boil hot water

2. Place 2 eggs in a microwavable bowl and fill bowl
with hot water until eggs are fully submersed.

3. Place in microwave for 4 minutes at 'High'

4. Go do something else in that 4 minutes

5. Come back and Ta-D....uh-oh...

 

O-okay.

Maybe not.

O.o

kids, don't try this at home.
especially when you're hungry and down to your last two eggs.

~wasted~

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Random pickings

Some days, you find unconventional beauty when you least expect it

such brilliant hues

and who'dve thought to see blue purple yellowy orange petals like that.

 

but on a jolly note

 I am now properly realizing that my living room can fit 27 people...
uncomfortably.

Next time 15 would be the limit.

But oh, food was goooooood.
I don't even mind that Ben's sambal fish and hainanese chicken rice
upstaged my Seafood Paella.

Thank you for coming!
From My housemate and me =)

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