Monday, May 30, 2011

Leave(s) - Part 2

So I left.


Before I did, I tried everything to prepare for April.
There was going to be a monstrosity of camwhoring to do and I did not want to sift through photos only to feel "darn it, WHY SO FAT!"

I tried stretching


I tried balancing



Luckily I could still touch my toes


I tried weight lifting
but found too much weight to lift


At some point, I tried clenching anything *false hopes totone*!
yet only the jaw muscles worked best


bleargh~

In the end, the best and most consistent workout that i ever achieved
was the one that had my tush flat on a cushion. 


So obviously,how to not lose weight. I had to fall back on age-old tricks - camera angles...  to davidcopperfield myself (and maybe you) into believing in the 2D thinner version =)



Finally, the time came. With a skip, a hop, a bus ride and two flights, the fatso returns into the humidity called home. Sadly, the Airasia flight was terribly full. For the first time, my posture had to remain seated for the entire journey. Guess the tush exercise was in use after all.

Enough about my crazy self-absorption. I WAS HOME! HOME ! HOME! the biggest thing i looked forward to. And who was there to greet me....


=)



*sigh* 



 sob  T.T
saddens me that my mum started giving them away after i left
so they're no longer there the next time I go back



The mum of the pups



The cunning and noisy



The one that is suppose to be a poodle
-fail-



and the poop machines


lovely, tickle-y happiest poop machines i have come to sayang


My mum and her poop machines



It was the first time I came home as a working girl   woman  adult, 
and the president and vice president of the short and stumpy fingers who nudged    ordered *just kidding*             guided my journey deserved a treat.

=) 




the rest came along for the food.
^.^

Before I knew it, this leg of the journey ran its course, as will this post. I was on the move again, and for the next journey, I shed no tear at the airport, all too happy to move on to what I looked forward to for three years... 

Until the next saga where we reconvene to a new destination and to old and new family.

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